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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

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bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

(Source: htepotat, via braydaaan)

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1 week ago

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

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1 week ago

mylifeisbasicallynetflixandfood:

Me: *hears about show/book/movie*

Me: *reads/watches it*

Me: *cries*

Me: *screams*

Me: *has mental breakdown*

Me: *burns house down*

Me: *destroys city*

Me: *wipes out entire nation*

Me: Hey, you should totally read/watch this.

(via forgave)

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2 weeks ago

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: kittyzone, via gullibility)

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2 weeks ago

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via fake-mermaid)

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3 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: do you have that video of the boys on set dancing?????


Answer:

mazerun:

ah, one of our favorites. they’re all such dorks haha here ya go! enjoy :)

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3 weeks ago

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(Source: dadvevo, via lolsomeone-actually)

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3 weeks ago

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via let-my-scars-tell-the-story)

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3 weeks ago
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